Suri's Burn Book

Hey, y’all. Allie here. I know it’s been quiet around these parts lately, and I wanted to tell you what’s going on. (Spoiler alert: All good stuff.)

When I started this blog almost five (FIVE!) years ago, I thought if I was really lucky, it might end up as one of those great Tumblrs that makes everyone laugh for two weeks before closing up shop. I thought if I was even luckier, the Cruises (then still married and very litigious) would say ummm … how about no? and dramatically shut me down.

Instead, this blog and the people who read it changed everything for me. I got a book deal, I got a foot in the door, and a “too ridiculous to even consider” dream became a real goal, then became my damn day job.

Yesterday was my first day on the writing staff at Notorious, the TV series I co-created. You’ll be able to watch it Thursdays this fall on ABC, after Grey’s Anatomy. (That’s a real, true sentence I just wrote!)

We’ve been working on the pilot nonstop for the last several months, which is where I’ve been, and it doesn’t look like that’s going to change any time soon. But it feels weird and wrong to just abandon this blog, because I really would be nowhere near here if not for sweet, sophisticated Suri. If not for you people, reading and reblogging and telling your friends.

So let’s go out with a bang, shall we? Let’s spend the rest of the week discussing the famous children of famous celebrities. Let’s put our best, most blatantly offensive thoughts out there. 

Because yeah, Prince George is starting to look like he might be a vampire.