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Let’s look at the smuggest things Willow Smith told Teen Vogue this month:
On her songs: “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man. I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.” Yeah, America needs Willow Smith’s musical perspective almost as much as they need Katherine Heigl’s desperate comeback.
"My whole family, we love Cartier." So does mine, but we try not to sound so spoiled in our mainstream press.
On dropping out of the Annie remake: "To be honest, something inside me was just, like, ‘Don’t.’ I’m very connected with my intuition." Oh really? Did your intuition tell you to wear that shirt?

Let’s look at the smuggest things Willow Smith told Teen Vogue this month:

  • On her songs: “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man. I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.” Yeah, America needs Willow Smith’s musical perspective almost as much as they need Katherine Heigl’s desperate comeback.
  • "My whole family, we love Cartier." So does mine, but we try not to sound so spoiled in our mainstream press.
  • On dropping out of the Annie remake: "To be honest, something inside me was just, like, ‘Don’t.’ I’m very connected with my intuition." Oh really? Did your intuition tell you to wear that shirt?

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Above the age difference (she is 13, he is 20), above the general creepitude of this guy (Moises Arias), you should just never ever ever trust people who were on Hannah Montana, guys who have that much hair and don’t know what to do with it, and anyone who wears more jewelry than clothes. I say no on Moises Arias for Willow Smith, and I have already written her off as a future terrible adult.

Above the age difference (she is 13, he is 20), above the general creepitude of this guy (Moises Arias), you should just never ever ever trust people who were on Hannah Montana, guys who have that much hair and don’t know what to do with it, and anyone who wears more jewelry than clothes. I say no on Moises Arias for Willow Smith, and I have already written her off as a future terrible adult.

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As you’d expect, some Jenners and some Smiths also went to Coachella. So by my count, this musical festival has all of the following:
Frayed shorts
Kardashian hangers-on, including the girl in the hat who you KNOW worked on that pout for a good long time Yeah, that’s an actual Kardashian — UGH THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
Willow Smith
The outdoors
Jackets tied around waists
Willow Smith
Weather
Probably pickpockets
Willow Smith
Yeah, no thank you.

As you’d expect, some Jenners and some Smiths also went to Coachella. So by my count, this musical festival has all of the following:

  • Frayed shorts
  • Kardashian hangers-on, including the girl in the hat who you KNOW worked on that pout for a good long time Yeah, that’s an actual Kardashian — UGH THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
  • Willow Smith
  • The outdoors
  • Jackets tied around waists
  • Willow Smith
  • Weather
  • Probably pickpockets
  • Willow Smith

Yeah, no thank you.

(Source: jenners-calabasas)

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People have been enjoying the top photo of the Smith Family candidly reacting to Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke’s VMA performance last night, but come on, everybody. They also posed for the second picture. And the other two. They have no right to side-eye anyone.

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Hell must be frozen over, because here’s an outfit of Willow Smith’s that I don’t hate. It’s edgy without being too tacky and shows her style without screaming for attention. Her hair is atrocious, but everyone’s hair looks atrocious in this awkward growing-out phase, so at least she’s owning it. 

Oh, God. What has become of me.

Hell must be frozen over, because here’s an outfit of Willow Smith’s that I don’t hate. It’s edgy without being too tacky and shows her style without screaming for attention. Her hair is atrocious, but everyone’s hair looks atrocious in this awkward growing-out phase, so at least she’s owning it.

Oh, God. What has become of me.

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This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday.
Oh, brother.

This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday.

Oh, brother.

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I never really get to go to school because I am always on tour or with my father. There is a tutor most of the time, but usually I am working so I never get to do the lessons. The worst thing about math is all the kids are ahead of me because they go to school.
Willow Smith, presented without comment.

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