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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

Posts tagged willow smith

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As you’d expect, some Jenners and some Smiths also went to Coachella. So by my count, this musical festival has all of the following:
Frayed shorts
Kardashian hangers-on, including the girl in the hat who you KNOW worked on that pout for a good long time Yeah, that’s an actual Kardashian — UGH THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
Willow Smith
The outdoors
Jackets tied around waists
Willow Smith
Weather
Probably pickpockets
Willow Smith
Yeah, no thank you.

As you’d expect, some Jenners and some Smiths also went to Coachella. So by my count, this musical festival has all of the following:

  • Frayed shorts
  • Kardashian hangers-on, including the girl in the hat who you KNOW worked on that pout for a good long time Yeah, that’s an actual Kardashian — UGH THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
  • Willow Smith
  • The outdoors
  • Jackets tied around waists
  • Willow Smith
  • Weather
  • Probably pickpockets
  • Willow Smith

Yeah, no thank you.

(Source: jenners-calabasas)

Filed under Kylie Jenner Willow Smith

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People have been enjoying the top photo of the Smith Family candidly reacting to Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke’s VMA performance last night, but come on, everybody. They also posed for the second picture. And the other two. They have no right to side-eye anyone.

Filed under Willow Smith will smith Jaden Smith

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Hell must be frozen over, because here’s an outfit of Willow Smith’s that I don’t hate. It’s edgy without being too tacky and shows her style without screaming for attention. Her hair is atrocious, but everyone’s hair looks atrocious in this awkward growing-out phase, so at least she’s owning it. 

Oh, God. What has become of me.

Hell must be frozen over, because here’s an outfit of Willow Smith’s that I don’t hate. It’s edgy without being too tacky and shows her style without screaming for attention. Her hair is atrocious, but everyone’s hair looks atrocious in this awkward growing-out phase, so at least she’s owning it.

Oh, God. What has become of me.

Filed under willow smith jada pinkett smith

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This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday.
Oh, brother.

This is the kind of outfit you wear to fight crime in the future, or if you run the X-ray machine at a hospital and you want to be “edgy” with your radiation protection. Or, I guess, if you’re Willow Smith and it’s Thursday.

Oh, brother.

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I never really get to go to school because I am always on tour or with my father. There is a tutor most of the time, but usually I am working so I never get to do the lessons. The worst thing about math is all the kids are ahead of me because they go to school.
Willow Smith, presented without comment.

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I really didn’t think anything could be worse than cut-off denim overalls, but then Willow Smith accessorized them with a dog she dyed pink. Not only is this unnecessary and inhumane — it doesn’t even match!
I feel so sorry for every pet this family has ever had, and every person Willow Smith has ever known. And that includes myself.

I really didn’t think anything could be worse than cut-off denim overalls, but then Willow Smith accessorized them with a dog she dyed pink. Not only is this unnecessary and inhumane — it doesn’t even match!

I feel so sorry for every pet this family has ever had, and every person Willow Smith has ever known. And that includes myself.

Filed under Willow Smith