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It’s taken me a few days to really come to terms with what I am about to show you.

After three panic attacks and one emergency session with my therapist, I am finally ready to admit that the following photograph exists in the universe, that it does not reflect on me, and that I now understand where my entire eyeliner collection disappeared to. (It’s okay, I definitely don’t want it back now.)

This is the biggest mistake W has made since they fired Blair Waldorf.

Whatever. Only 4,362 days until I turn eighteen. Not that anyone’s counting.

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