Posts tagged violet affleck
Posts tagged violet affleck
I don’t know how anyone can look this happy while wearing a school uniform that isn’t even properly tailored.
Well, it only took seven years, but Violet Affleck is wearing a thneed.
Mother-daughter affection. Gross.
Of course this is what Violet Affleck wears ice skating. If ever a time for a whimsical, glittery costume, a day at the ice skating rink is it.
This seems like as good an opportunity as any to remind you what my Casual Weekend Skating outfit looks like.
This is what Violet Affleck wore to her birthday party.
Brave.
Look who got new glasses! Violet Affleck’s latest spectacles are actually pretty flattering and trendy, although they are still glasses, and she is still a big nerd.
Jennifer Garner took Violet with her to her polling place yesterday, to introduce her daughter to the wonders of democracy and civic participation.
Meanwhile, Seraphina drew all over herself with a pink marker.
Well, now I feel bad. Jennifer Garner got flustered on Ellen earlier this week, finding herself unable to quickly provide her children’s names and ages, and sharing stories that made her and Mr. Affleck sound like the hillbilly parents we know they kind of are.
But when Ellen jokingly called her out on it, Jennifer said, “Talk to Brad and Angie, they seem to have it together… I call my kids Shiloh sometimes.”
I know I give this family a lot of grief, but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is on a completely different plane of disgrace than the Afflecks. No one, not even Violet, deserves to be called Shiloh.
Could someone please get Seraphina Affleck a ponytail holder and some self-respect?
I guess someone else has caught Olympic Fever, because Violet Affleck is taking gymnastics classes now. Let’s just be clear, though, that there’s only room for one celebrity child on Team USA 2024, and it’s going to be me.
