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Let’s do a round-up of Vanessa Lachey news. Whatever. I’m bored.
1. InTouch reports that the Lacheys are having a boy. Boys are so boring, so this is appropriate for Nick and Vanessa.
2. Here was her Father’s Day tweet to Nick: “To my husband, @NickSLachey, I adore u & cant wait to watch u be a ‘Father’. We’re lucky to have you! We Love You SO MUCH! #HappyFathersDay!” Why did she put “father” in quotes? Is there something about this “baby” that I missed? 
3. Us Weekly reports that 98 Degrees is reuniting for one concert in Hershey, Pennsylvania this summer. This news has nothing to do with Vanessa’s pregnancy, but it is embarrassing and hilarious, so I have chosen to include it.

Let’s do a round-up of Vanessa Lachey news. Whatever. I’m bored.

1. InTouch reports that the Lacheys are having a boy. Boys are so boring, so this is appropriate for Nick and Vanessa.

2. Here was her Father’s Day tweet to Nick: “To my husband, @NickSLachey, I adore u & cant wait to watch u be a ‘Father’. We’re lucky to have you! We Love You SO MUCH! #HappyFathersDay!” Why did she put “father” in quotes? Is there something about this “baby” that I missed? 

3. Us Weekly reports that 98 Degrees is reuniting for one concert in Hershey, Pennsylvania this summer. This news has nothing to do with Vanessa’s pregnancy, but it is embarrassing and hilarious, so I have chosen to include it.

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Vanessa Minnillo appeared on VH1 Big Morning Buzz Live (I guess that’s a real show?) and — OF COURSE — talked extensively about her pregnancy. Specifically, her pregnancy mood swings:

I’m not using them as excuses to make [Nick Lachey] do stuff, but I am using them as an excuse as to why I’m such a [spelled a bad word] sometimes! … I’m only five months in and he’s like ‘Oh, it gets worse,’ Like six, seven, eight, nine I’m apparently supposed to be a complete basket case!

I can hardly wait.
Meanwhile, I highly doubt that pregnancy is why Vanessa is such a you-know-what. Her name is Vanessa, and in my experience, they’re all like that. Of course, my experience is limited to Vanessa Hudgens (ugh), Vanessa Redgrave (you know what you did), and the worst character in Gossip Girl history.

Vanessa Minnillo appeared on VH1 Big Morning Buzz Live (I guess that’s a real show?) and — OF COURSE — talked extensively about her pregnancy. Specifically, her pregnancy mood swings:

I’m not using them as excuses to make [Nick Lachey] do stuff, but I am using them as an excuse as to why I’m such a [spelled a bad word] sometimes! … I’m only five months in and he’s like ‘Oh, it gets worse,’ Like six, seven, eight, nine I’m apparently supposed to be a complete basket case!

I can hardly wait.

Meanwhile, I highly doubt that pregnancy is why Vanessa is such a you-know-what. Her name is Vanessa, and in my experience, they’re all like that. Of course, my experience is limited to Vanessa Hudgens (ugh), Vanessa Redgrave (you know what you did), and the worst character in Gossip Girl history.

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Vanessa Minnillo Lachey, four months pregnant, will probably have her baby before Jessica Simpson, and that’s a blessing for the rest of us, because boy does she like to talk about being pregnant. (Nick Lachey clearly has a type.) Here are some of her most annoying statements:

"My sister-in-law found this great idea on Pinterest to put the colored cupcake cream in the middle. If it’s a boy, you put blue, and if it’s a girl, you put pink cream in the middle of the cupcake."
"We’ve been yelling [baby names] around the house to see how they sound and we call them to come to us."
"The only gift I can give my baby right now is what I put in my mouth and how I am health-conscious about trying to stay active. I’m not going throw caution to the wind. [My baby] is actually developing and growing. I think about everything I eat and drink.”


Shut up shut up shut up.

Vanessa Minnillo Lachey, four months pregnant, will probably have her baby before Jessica Simpson, and that’s a blessing for the rest of us, because boy does she like to talk about being pregnant. (Nick Lachey clearly has a type.) Here are some of her most annoying statements:

"My sister-in-law found this great idea on Pinterest to put the colored cupcake cream in the middle. If it’s a boy, you put blue, and if it’s a girl, you put pink cream in the middle of the cupcake."

"We’ve been yelling [baby names] around the house to see how they sound and we call them to come to us."

"The only gift I can give my baby right now is what I put in my mouth and how I am health-conscious about trying to stay active. I’m not going throw caution to the wind. [My baby] is actually developing and growing. I think about everything I eat and drink.”


Shut up shut up shut up.

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