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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast trend — here’s Stella McDermott gleefully getting her broken ankle set. Tori Spelling wishes her kid could glamorously pull off plaster of Paris like I can. Or anything of Paris.
Speaking of Tori Spelling — in her new book, she tells an anecdote about Katie snubbing her in a hallway, calling Katie “plastic.” First of all, this exchange should go down as the definition of a pot calling a kettle plastic. Tori Spelling’s forehead hasn’t moved in like ten years, and her personality is even more boring.
Second of all, no one makes fun of my family except for me. (Unless it’s Tom, in which case, have at it.) Katie may be a super-mess sometimes, but she did just introduce me to Taylor Swift, so she gets a pass this week.

I definitely started a Broken Limb, Pink Cast trend — here’s Stella McDermott gleefully getting her broken ankle set. Tori Spelling wishes her kid could glamorously pull off plaster of Paris like I can. Or anything of Paris.

Speaking of Tori Spelling — in her new book, she tells an anecdote about Katie snubbing her in a hallway, calling Katie “plastic.” First of all, this exchange should go down as the definition of a pot calling a kettle plastic. Tori Spelling’s forehead hasn’t moved in like ten years, and her personality is even more boring.

Second of all, no one makes fun of my family except for me. (Unless it’s Tom, in which case, have at it.) Katie may be a super-mess sometimes, but she did just introduce me to Taylor Swift, so she gets a pass this week.

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Tori Spelling is showing off her post-babies weight loss in Us Weekly, and boy would I like to see the outtakes from this photoshoot if this is the best shot of Hattie and Finn they could get. Poor Hattie looks like she’s about to be sick — whether from standing barefoot on grass or being involved in this debacle, we’ll never know.

Tori Spelling is showing off her post-babies weight loss in Us Weekly, and boy would I like to see the outtakes from this photoshoot if this is the best shot of Hattie and Finn they could get. Poor Hattie looks like she’s about to be sick — whether from standing barefoot on grass or being involved in this debacle, we’ll never know.

Filed under tori spelling Finn McDermott hattie mcdermott

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Tori Spelling, Tori Spelling’s dog, and Tori Spelling’s eleven children had a sad end to their road trip when their car broke down yesterday. The only thing worse than being trapped in a car with these people would be being stranded on a roadside with these people.
I just have one question, and that is …
What is a “road trip”? I only travel via Learjet and helicopters.

Tori Spelling, Tori Spelling’s dog, and Tori Spelling’s eleven children had a sad end to their road trip when their car broke down yesterday. The only thing worse than being trapped in a car with these people would be being stranded on a roadside with these people.

I just have one question, and that is …

What is a “road trip”? I only travel via Learjet and helicopters.

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Tori Spelling, pure class. I still can’t believe she is about to have four children, while Anderson Cooper has none. Survival of the fittest, my foot.

Tori Spelling, pure class. I still can’t believe she is about to have four children, while Anderson Cooper has none. Survival of the fittest, my foot.

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Tori Spelling posted this picture of her son Liam at a recent party in honor of Stella McDermott, age four. 

"Liam insisted he wear a suit and bowtie for Stella’s party. He takes fashion and his role as big brother very seriously! Love him in this summer seersucker and silk bowtie made especially for him."

Between the bold pattern and that smug smile, I have a sneaking suspicious Liam is going to grow up to be the next Chuck Bass. Or just the next Tori Spelling. I don’t know which is worse.

Tori Spelling posted this picture of her son Liam at a recent party in honor of Stella McDermott, age four. 

"Liam insisted he wear a suit and bowtie for Stella’s party. He takes fashion and his role as big brother very seriously! Love him in this summer seersucker and silk bowtie made especially for him."

Between the bold pattern and that smug smile, I have a sneaking suspicious Liam is going to grow up to be the next Chuck Bass. Or just the next Tori Spelling. I don’t know which is worse.

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What fresh hillbilly hell is this?

The Spelling-McDermotts took their children for a walk on Tuesday, with Dean pushing Stella and Liam in a makeshift stroller called a “wheelbarrow,” according to reports.

Honestly, the pet goat on a leash actually classes up this family.

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The Spelling-McDermotts took their oldest kids to see Yo Gabba Gabba! this weekend, and Stella’s outfit is … yikes.

It’s like she borrowed costumes from community theatre productions of Annie and Cats, mixed them together, and added some cheap red weave pieces.

Also, Sprite? From a bottle? I don’t go to theatre productions where refreshments are served without garnish.

Filed under tori spelling liam mcdermott stella mcdermott