Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I’m back at school after spending the last several weeks in South Africa on the set of The Giver. What a joke. International travel is so much more useful than first grade, especially once Taylor Swift starts owing you favors.

I’m back at school after spending the last several weeks in South Africa on the set of The Giver. What a joke. International travel is so much more useful than first grade, especially once Taylor Swift starts owing you favors.

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For a fun fashion challenge, try breaking your arm and then having to match your accessories to a cast for 2-4 months.
For a not-fun life challenge, try having this person volunteer in your school and spend the day convincing your classmates she’s not related to you.

For a fun fashion challenge, try breaking your arm and then having to match your accessories to a cast for 2-4 months.

For a not-fun life challenge, try having this person volunteer in your school and spend the day convincing your classmates she’s not related to you.

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Literally, I can make any accessory work — a fur vest, an insane hat I “borrowed” from Kingston Rossdale’s dress-up closet, ruffled socks, and a cast. Katie wrote “I love you” on it in permanent marker (blech), and I’m still killing it.
Your move, Lady Gaga.

Literally, I can make any accessory work — a fur vest, an insane hat I “borrowed” from Kingston Rossdale’s dress-up closet, ruffled socks, and a cast. Katie wrote “I love you” on it in permanent marker (blech), and I’m still killing it.

Your move, Lady Gaga.

(Source: floresdealecrim)

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I know everyone expected me to freak out, but honestly I was very calm about the royal birth. This imaginary “reenactment” of my reaction, shown in certain television markets in Asia and Florida, is extremely false and libelous.

Except for the cake part. There was a regretful amount of cake consumed yesterday on my part. I’ll own that.

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Well, this was the best possible outcome I could have hoped for. A boring, probably not that cute boy will be the Prince of Cambridge — and one day the King of England. I remain the unchallenged best-dressed woman under ten in the western world. 
Doesn’t mean it’s not still a rough day, or that I don’t need lots of carbohydrates to soak up all the misery in my stomach.
This is the day for which bagels were invented.

Well, this was the best possible outcome I could have hoped for. A boring, probably not that cute boy will be the Prince of Cambridge — and one day the King of England. I remain the unchallenged best-dressed woman under ten in the western world. 

Doesn’t mean it’s not still a rough day, or that I don’t need lots of carbohydrates to soak up all the misery in my stomach.

This is the day for which bagels were invented.

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