Posts tagged snooki
Posts tagged snooki
Snooki’s baby must be the youngest to ever appear on a magazine cover, right? (He was a ripe six days when the photos were taken.) I’m not sure that’s the honor she thinks it is. What happened to mystery and subterfuge and … waiting until the baby looks less like canned pumpkin?
Good luck, Lorenzo. You’re gonna need it.
Score one for the universe, because Snooki is having a boy — one she plans to name either Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. I would have felt so sorry for that baby if it was a girl, if only because of the hair implications. It’s a lot harder to be a girl in this town, and the fashion standards are just unreachable for a child that currently lives inside of Nicole Polizzi.
Sadly, reports indicate that Megan Fox may be having a girl. You can’t win them all.
According to Page Six, Snooki is pregnant.
Call the National Guard, call FEMA, call a priest, for crying out loud. God help us all.
