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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.
According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)
"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”
I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.
Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.” 
Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.

Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.

According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)

"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”

I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.

Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.” 

Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.

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Apparently, in addition to Vivienne Jolie-Pitt’s role as Young Elle Fanning in Maleficent, both Pax and Zahara will have non-speaking cameos in the film.
I hate nepotism.
Shiloh was scheduled to take part, but according to Us Weekly, “she was bored and not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen, so she ended up not being in the film.” Classic unprofessional Shiloh. If only she would put as much effort into her career as she does into being a nuisance.

Apparently, in addition to Vivienne Jolie-Pitt’s role as Young Elle Fanning in Maleficent, both Pax and Zahara will have non-speaking cameos in the film.

I hate nepotism.

Shiloh was scheduled to take part, but according to Us Weekly, “she was bored and not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen, so she ended up not being in the film.” Classic unprofessional Shiloh. If only she would put as much effort into her career as she does into being a nuisance.

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Well, now I feel bad. Jennifer Garner got flustered on Ellen earlier this week, finding herself unable to quickly provide her children’s names and ages, and sharing stories that made her and Mr. Affleck sound like the hillbilly parents we know they kind of are.

But when Ellen jokingly called her out on it, Jennifer said, “Talk to Brad and Angie, they seem to have it together… I call my kids Shiloh sometimes.”

I know I give this family a lot of grief, but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is on a completely different plane of disgrace than the Afflecks. No one, not even Violet, deserves to be called Shiloh.

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