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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress featured her kids’ colorful doodles, because I guess why not when you’re Angelina Jolie. 

I think the rest of us are aware that Shiloh’s design skills are pretty lacking and could have predicted that this would turn into a hot mess, but whatever. It’s her third wedding — she already used her “dream dress” ideas on takes one and two — and she has six kids with the guy.

Are the Jolie-PItts even relevant anymore anyway?

(Source: teamajolie-biz)

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a-r-a-bell-a:

congrats to my faves

So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.

a-r-a-bell-a:

congrats to my faves

So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.

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willoughbooby:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the ‘Maleficent’ Costume And Props Private Reception at Kensington Palace in London, England - May 8, 2014

I never get tired of hearing Angelina Jolie give her children backhanded compliments, such as her latest about why they cast Vivienne in Maleficent:

"My little Vivienne — we call her my shadow, because there’s nothing I can do to shake her. I can be tired, I can be grumpy, I can be in a terrible mood, and she doesn’t care. It’s ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ and she’ll cling to me… So we couldn’t really cast anybody else."

She also confirmed that Vivienne was her second choice, and that her first “laughed in [her] face.” Shiloh refused participating, unless she could be a “horned creature.”
Classic.
Also, that dress is too big.

willoughbooby:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the ‘Maleficent’ Costume And Props Private Reception at Kensington Palace in London, England - May 8, 2014

I never get tired of hearing Angelina Jolie give her children backhanded compliments, such as her latest about why they cast Vivienne in Maleficent:

"My little Vivienne — we call her my shadow, because there’s nothing I can do to shake her. I can be tired, I can be grumpy, I can be in a terrible mood, and she doesn’t care. It’s ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ and she’ll cling to me… So we couldn’t really cast anybody else."

She also confirmed that Vivienne was her second choice, and that her first “laughed in [her] face.” Shiloh refused participating, unless she could be a “horned creature.”

Classic.

Also, that dress is too big.

(Source: henrikbluntqvist)

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Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.
According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)
"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”
I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.
Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.” 
Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.

Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.

According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)

"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”

I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.

Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.” 

Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.

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