Posts tagged shiloh jolie pitt
Posts tagged shiloh jolie pitt
Does being made an “honorary dame” mean that Angelina Jolie is British now? Because I thought we agreed like 238 years ago that we weren’t going to do this nonsense. I’m simultaneously annoyed with the Queen for giving this title and with Angelina Jolie for taking it.
I am, however, absolutely dying to know what Shiloh wore to Buckingham Palace. Probably jorts.
Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress featured her kids’ colorful doodles, because I guess why not when you’re Angelina Jolie.
I think the rest of us are aware that Shiloh’s design skills are pretty lacking and could have predicted that this would turn into a hot mess, but whatever. It’s her third wedding — she already used her “dream dress” ideas on takes one and two — and she has six kids with the guy.
Are the Jolie-PItts even relevant anymore anyway?
congrats to my faves
So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.
OMG Brangelina’s children!
I think Maddox Jolie-Pitt just realized that being Maddox Jolie-Pitt is going to help him get dates.
Shiloh is wearing lace-up shoes that match the carpet. Some things never change.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the ‘Maleficent’ Costume And Props Private Reception at Kensington Palace in London, England - May 8, 2014
I never get tired of hearing Angelina Jolie give her children backhanded compliments, such as her latest about why they cast Vivienne in Maleficent:
"My little Vivienne — we call her my shadow, because there’s nothing I can do to shake her. I can be tired, I can be grumpy, I can be in a terrible mood, and she doesn’t care. It’s ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ and she’ll cling to me… So we couldn’t really cast anybody else."
She also confirmed that Vivienne was her second choice, and that her first “laughed in [her] face.” Shiloh refused participating, unless she could be a “horned creature.”
Also, that dress is too big.
God help us all. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is into heavy metal now.
This is what the Jolie-Pitts wore to a matinee performance of The Lion King. You can’t tell from this picture, but Shiloh is wearing brown pants and black shoes. No one has any respect for the theatre anymore.
With this hat, it’s time to officially give up on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. She is seven years, three months, and twenty-two days old — I can’t believe I lasted this long.
Can’t remember the last time I saw all six Jolie-Pitts in the same place. Zahara looks great — love the shoes — and Knox looks pretty snazzy for a long flight, as well. Can’t really see what Shiloh is wearing, but I assume it’s terrible and covered in food stains.
Some things never change.
Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.
According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)
"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”
I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.
Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.”
Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.