Posts tagged shakira
Posts tagged shakira
Shakira’s family photos look they could be ads for anything rustic and beautiful. Barns, jeans, plaid. Non-autotuned Taylor Swift songs. Soccer. Casual baby haircuts. Basically anything. Shakira’s family could sell anything.
Shakira’s baby Milan may not be the best-dressed baby in the world (Really? A boring white onesie? Really?) but he does have perfectly arched eyebrows, so that’s something.
So far all we know about Shakira’s baby Milan is that he likes soccer, makes an understated duckface, and has cankles.
Okay, this is confusing. Shakira’s boyfriend/babyfather is a European football player for Barcelona. Barcelona has a rivalry with Milan, a team they beat spectacularly (or whatever spectacularly means when you’re talking about soccer) yesterday. Their baby, pictured here in his tiny jersey before the game, is named Milan, which makes rooting against your rival suddenly really awkward.
They should’ve just gone ahead and named him Barcelona.
Not exactly shocking news: Shakira’s baby is cute. Actually, right now, he’s pretty Nondescript Cute Baby, so call me when he has Shakira’s crazy-curly hair.
Shakira gave birth today in Spain, to a son named Milan Piqué Mebarak. Fun fact: Shakira and Gerard have the same birthday (February 2), and I bet they are really irritated that their baby wouldn’t wait eleven more days. I would be.
Eh, I bet he is pretty cute, though.
P.S. My birthday is in 86 days.
This is nice — in lieu of registering for baby gifts, Shakira and her boyfriend Gerard Piqué are requesting donations to UNICEF on behalf of their to-be-born son.
"To celebrate the arrival of our first child, we hope that, in his name, other less privileged children in the world can have their basic needs covered through gifts and donations.”
Donations will cover mosquito nets, food, and other relief efforts for children around the world. (Hopefully poor Penelope Disick is on the list.)
Of course, Shakira also included a picture of herself and Gerard semi-undressed, because why not?
For whatever reason, people love Shakira, and for whatever reason, Shakira is pregnant. She has been keeping up with her performance schedule, and seems to have become one of those pregnant women who uses first person plural to refer to herself and her fetus. After a recent show, she tweeted, “I felt awesome on stage! We really enjoyed tonight!” along with a photo of just herself.
Oh, no, Shakira. Don’t do that.