Posts tagged seraphina affleck
Posts tagged seraphina affleck
I don’t trust parking-lot ponies or the people who’d be this happy about riding one. I only trust horses of two varieties: thoroughbred and carousel.
Seraphina Affleck debuted a dramatic bob haircut this week. Unconfirmed reports suggest she cut her own hair, then had to have a professional attempt to fix it.
(The unconfirmed reports are from me, because it seems like something the Afflecks would do.)
This is cute — Seraphina Affleck went to a costume party this weekend, and it looks like she chose several clashing pieces so as to dress up as Violet.
Jennifer Garner took Violet with her to her polling place yesterday, to introduce her daughter to the wonders of democracy and civic participation.
Meanwhile, Seraphina drew all over herself with a pink marker.
Oversized sunglasses are for people with dark circles or even darker secrets. What is Seraphina Affleck trying to hide?
Seraphina Affleck does not look impressed by this pony ride. To be honest, I’m with her on this one — if it’s not a racehorse bred for speed, why bother?
ETA: Several petting zoo aficionados clarified that the horse is wearing a fly mask, which the horse can see through but prevents flies from getting into his or her eyes. It stills seems like a pointless and unpleasant exercise to me. But what do I know? I wouldn’t go to a petting zoo if you paid me. I have enough money, and that’s how you get meningitis.
A for effort, Seraphina.
But still an actual F.
As if overalls weren’t bad enough, Seraphina Affleck had to a choose a pair that don’t even fit her properly.
Actually, I take that back. I don’t know how overalls are supposed to fit.
I do know that I live with a person who has eerily similar boots, Jennifer Garner, and they have only led to sad and unfashionable things.
Could someone please get Seraphina Affleck a ponytail holder and some self-respect?
If this is Seraphina Affleck’s attempt at sassy street style, it’s hilarious.
