Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I don’t trust parking-lot ponies or the people who’d be this happy about riding one. I only trust horses of two varieties: thoroughbred and carousel.

I don’t trust parking-lot ponies or the people who’d be this happy about riding one. I only trust horses of two varieties: thoroughbred and carousel.

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This is cute — Seraphina Affleck went to a costume party this weekend, and it looks like she chose several clashing pieces so as to dress up as Violet.

This is cute — Seraphina Affleck went to a costume party this weekend, and it looks like she chose several clashing pieces so as to dress up as Violet.

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Seraphina Affleck does not look impressed by this pony ride. To be honest, I’m with her on this one — if it’s not a racehorse bred for speed, why bother?
ETA: Several petting zoo aficionados clarified that the horse is wearing a fly mask, which the horse can see through but prevents flies from getting into his or her eyes. It stills seems like a pointless and unpleasant exercise to me. But what do I know? I wouldn’t go to a petting zoo if you paid me. I have enough money, and that’s how you get meningitis.

Seraphina Affleck does not look impressed by this pony ride. To be honest, I’m with her on this one — if it’s not a racehorse bred for speed, why bother?

ETA: Several petting zoo aficionados clarified that the horse is wearing a fly mask, which the horse can see through but prevents flies from getting into his or her eyes. It stills seems like a pointless and unpleasant exercise to me. But what do I know? I wouldn’t go to a petting zoo if you paid me. I have enough money, and that’s how you get meningitis.

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