Suri's Burn Book

My life is over.

Katie — or, as she would like to be called now, “Mz. Holmes” — has tasted power and apparently enjoys it. During this Macbethian phase of dictatorship, she has decided to sign me up for … wait for it … school.

If I made a list of everything I hated, I would put germs, children’s literature, and being with others right near the top. Oh, and sharing and being told what to wear. School is just really not for me.

I’m trying, as I always do, to look on the bright side, and remember that great women in history wore school uniforms. Rory Gilmore, Blair Waldorf, and a post-makeover Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries all managed to not look hideous in school-mandated outfits. (At least on the outside — Anne Hathaway is a vicious troll at heart.)