Posts tagged orlando bloom
Posts tagged orlando bloom
Aww, how cute. What a wonderful moment of father-son bonding between Orlando and Flynn Bloom. What a nice …
I’m sorry. I can’t go on.
Flynn’s mismatched stripes are one thing. This child wears so many stripes, it was only a matter of time before he doubled up. (Sometimes you can’t excuse the choice, but you can at least explain it.)
But Orlando’s green pants … I don’t even know what to say. Those are only appropriate if you are going to a Halloween party dressed as a post-foreclosure Tinkerbell.
Also, sand creeps me out.
Hmm. Orlando Bloom told the Daily Record about his son Flynn:
“My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! He’s a big, beautiful boy. He’s great.”
I wonder what kind of products Flynn is using. His head can’t possibly smell better than mine. I have my shampoo shipped in from the UK—it’s the same exclusive line of hair care products that Kate Middleton uses. It smells like citrus and money.
And not just any money: Euros.
