Posts tagged olympics
Posts tagged olympics
Maybe swimming is my sport after all. I’m not sure if you’re allowed to wear purple polka-dotted Oscar de la Renta swimwear at the Olympics, but I’m sure they’d make an exception for me.
Oh, who am I kidding? We all know I like eye makeup and a good blowout far too much to be a professional swimmer. My disposition is really only suited to one Olympic sport.
Where are the Olympics in 2024? Hopefully Paris. FYI, I look amazing in gold.
