Posts tagged nick cannon
Posts tagged nick cannon
I never thought I’d say this, but can somebody help Nick Cannon?
Nick and Mariah renewed their vows last night at Disneyland, in a fairytale-themed attentionfest that they somehow coerced 250 guests into attending. (It was also in celebration of Moroccan and Monroe’s birthday, although you’d never have known it, by the looks of things.)
I’m pretty sure Mariah is still mad that the twins’ birth was overshadowed by the biggest news weekend of 2011, and she’s trying to make up for it. Next year: vow renewal on the moon.
At least Mariah looks happy and beautiful in the official Carey-Cannon Christmas card! (And that’s really all that matters, right?)
NEWS ALERT: MONROE CANNON GOT GLASSES. I’ll just be up in my room laughing for the next four days or so. Mariah must be so mad that her baby turned out to be a nerd.
At least Monroe seems to have figured out that balloons are lame.
The Carey-Cannon twins, Monroe and Moroccan, Dem Babies, Roc and Roe, etc. turned one last weekend. And in true Mariah fashion, it was a real affair — white formalwear, custom pastries, and the Plaza Athenee in Paris.
It does sound wonderful. I love hotels, Paris, and fancy desserts.
Unfortunately, you can’t class up Nick Cannon or his offspring, because those children are definitely sporting pacifiers, which is a major faux pas.
Paris is wasted on people like this.
I don’t know what Nick Cannon is trying to prove with this ultra-serious face. That he can carry two babies with his shoes untied and a hat balanced precariously on his head? Congratulations?
I hope you are proud of yourself, Mariah — if not for marrying this winner, then for getting back into those skinny jeans. You look great, which is more than anyone can say for your husband.
Well, people, it looks like the media blackout on the Carey-Whatever twins is officially lifted, and boy, are their parents making up for lost time.
After Monroe and Moroccan’s appearance on 20/20, they’ve been just everywhere, and now, they have their own web site, www.dembabies.com. This exists solely to publicize the twins’ existence, complete with a Twitter roll for anyone hashtagging their English-challenged-but-still-somehow-pretentious moniker, #dembabies.
I can’t deny that these children are beautiful — Mariah must be so relieved.
Nick Cannon told People Magazine that he will “absolutely not” allow his children with Mariah Carey, the ridiculously named Moroccan and Monroe, to be in the entertainment industry.
“I just want them to strive for something greater than entertainment. I’m one of those believers in teachers, professors, heart surgeons. That’s what I’m rooting for. If I could get a scientist, that’d be amazing.”
First of all, I think it’s ridiculous when parents look down on the profession that has made them successful and famous. I mean, who do you think Nick Cannon would be if he wasn’t the host of America’s Got Talent? Probably a cater-waiter.
Second of all, there’s no way that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s genes produced a heart surgeon. There’s just no way.
They should be hoping against hope that those babies inherit a smidge of their mother’s talent and their father’s … gosh, I don’t know, persistence?