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Miley Cyrus: Actress? Singer? Mother? According to Us Weekly, Miley, currently engaged, wants to have a baby “quickly.” The source told Us, “They are both mature and ready for this. Miley is 19 going on 40.” I mean, Miley’s skin is certainly 19 going on 40, but I’m not sure that means you can call her “mature.” “Weathered” is probably a more appropriate term. That said, watching Miley and Liam try to raise a baby would be hilarious, as long as somebody gets that kid a helmet.

Miley Cyrus: Actress? Singer? Mother?

According to Us Weekly, Miley, currently engaged, wants to have a baby “quickly.”

The source told Us, “They are both mature and ready for this. Miley is 19 going on 40.”

I mean, Miley’s skin is certainly 19 going on 40, but I’m not sure that means you can call her “mature.” “Weathered” is probably a more appropriate term.

That said, watching Miley and Liam try to raise a baby would be hilarious, as long as somebody gets that kid a helmet.

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In older celebrity child news, Miley Cyrus, age 19, is betrothed to Liam Hemsworth. From a purely anthropological perspective, I am so hoping I get invited to this wedding. The news just broke this morning, but already I feel confident that these nuptials will involve bare feet, cheap liquor, and a high probability of a bridal wardrobe malfunction. I kind of just want to witness this disaster. (Don’t worry, I’ll wear gloves and take a precautionary round of Cipro.) This must be how primatologists feel when the bonobos decide to get married. 

In older celebrity child news, Miley Cyrus, age 19, is betrothed to Liam Hemsworth. From a purely anthropological perspective, I am so hoping I get invited to this wedding. The news just broke this morning, but already I feel confident that these nuptials will involve bare feet, cheap liquor, and a high probability of a bridal wardrobe malfunction. I kind of just want to witness this disaster. (Don’t worry, I’ll wear gloves and take a precautionary round of Cipro.)

This must be how primatologists feel when the bonobos decide to get married. 

Filed under miley cyrus liam hemsworth