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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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I know it’s not fair, but when your mother becomes an overnight A-lister, you’ve got to step up your game, Vivian Falcone.

Look, I loved Bridesmaids as much as the next girl, but I don’t have the same Melissa McCarthy fever as the rest of America. (No one beats Amy Poehler for an Emmy with a CBS show and gets away with it, in my book.)

And by my counting, Vivian is wearing at least five shades of periwinkle, three patterns, and zero accessories. Even for a quick errand, this is unacceptable. 

Welcome to the club! Matching is mandatory.

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Melissa McCarthy’s daughter is my kind of lady. Here’s a story Ms. McC told People:

“The morning after the Emmys, my oldest one woke me up and she was like, ‘Mama, last night they made you a princess. She was so excited, and I said, ‘Do you want to see it?’ And she’s like, ‘I want to see it.’ I took her in and showed her the Emmy and she’s like, ‘No — the crown.’ She was literally like, ‘What is this piece of tin?’ She was so irritated. She clearly had had it with me. And really all she wanted was the crown.”

Everyone knows the only awards worth winning are Oscars and BAFTAs. Tom has three Golden Globes, and I used them as abstract sculpture art in my dollhouse for a while, before deciding even those tiny people had better taste.

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