Posts tagged megan fox
Posts tagged megan fox
Score one for the universe, because Snooki is having a boy — one she plans to name either Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. I would have felt so sorry for that baby if it was a girl, if only because of the hair implications. It’s a lot harder to be a girl in this town, and the fashion standards are just unreachable for a child that currently lives inside of Nicole Polizzi.
Sadly, reports indicate that Megan Fox may be having a girl. You can’t win them all.
Rumor has it Megan Fox is expecting a baby with her husband, Brian Austin Green. I guess I just didn’t know that vampires and trolls could have children together.
Megan Fox recently told The Hollywood Reporter about her decision to wait to have children:
“I’ve always wanted kids. It’s just about the timing. I have it in my mind about what amount of money I want in the bank so that I can protect that child’s future, and really protect it, so that kid never struggles. Once I feel safe with that, then I’ll have kids.”
For someone as crass and unprofessional and just generally GROSS as Megan Fox, this is such delightfully surprising responsibility! I just assumed she and her husband weren’t having kids because humans and vampires can’t procreate.
