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Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her daughter on Twitter, saying, “Maxwell is crazy beautiful.” While she does have a natural beauty that some other children are lacking, you gotta put some product in that hair.
Also, do all of the clothes in the Simpson-Johnson house have pictures of food on them?

Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her daughter on Twitter, saying, “Maxwell is crazy beautiful.” While she does have a natural beauty that some other children are lacking, you gotta put some product in that hair.

Also, do all of the clothes in the Simpson-Johnson house have pictures of food on them?

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Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”
I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.

Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”

I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.

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Jessica Simpson sold clothes at a mall in North Carolina this weekend (seriously), and Maxwell was there to help.
She looks almost as confused as I do. What is a “Belk”? What are these shoes with laces? Why did Jessica dress her in such non-colors? And can Ashlee breathe with her hair that tight?

Jessica Simpson sold clothes at a mall in North Carolina this weekend (seriously), and Maxwell was there to help.

She looks almost as confused as I do. What is a “Belk”? What are these shoes with laces? Why did Jessica dress her in such non-colors? And can Ashlee breathe with her hair that tight?

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Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo along with the caption, “Maxwell has her momma’s pout down pat.” She also has her mother’s cheeks, affinity for leopard print, and weird hair choices. What is going on with that ponytail?

Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo along with the caption, “Maxwell has her momma’s pout down pat.” She also has her mother’s cheeks, affinity for leopard print, and weird hair choices. What is going on with that ponytail?

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