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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Matching outfits is the number-two reason I’m glad I don’t have a twin. (Number one, of course, is sharing attention.) Let’s be honest — a knit capelet requires a certain amount of sassy attitude that Emme Lo-Anthony has just never had. 
Also, is Jennifer Lopez wearing a leopard-print housecoat outside? I knew she was getting desperate, but I had no idea just how much.

Matching outfits is the number-two reason I’m glad I don’t have a twin. (Number one, of course, is sharing attention.) Let’s be honest — a knit capelet requires a certain amount of sassy attitude that Emme Lo-Anthony has just never had. 

Also, is Jennifer Lopez wearing a leopard-print housecoat outside? I knew she was getting desperate, but I had no idea just how much.

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Jennifer Lopez’s daughter Emme got an invitation to the Chanel show in Paris, which is a real coup for someone who has done nothing to show that she brings anything unique to fashion.
Emme’s outfit is serviceable, I guess, even if her pinks don’t match and the Chanel logo is plastered over every piece of it. (Hello! People are supposed to recognize Chanel even without the logo!) She does seem to have her discerning look down, which is critical. At least she has that going for her.

Jennifer Lopez’s daughter Emme got an invitation to the Chanel show in Paris, which is a real coup for someone who has done nothing to show that she brings anything unique to fashion.

Emme’s outfit is serviceable, I guess, even if her pinks don’t match and the Chanel logo is plastered over every piece of it. (Hello! People are supposed to recognize Chanel even without the logo!) She does seem to have her discerning look down, which is critical. At least she has that going for her.

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Jennifer Lopez took her children — Max, Emme, and Casper — to see the Easter Bunny yesterday. 
Is this a thing now? You go and sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap and ask for things? Kids these days will do anything for presents. I would never degrade myself by begging like that — why would I, when I have a purse full of credit cards in Tom Cruise’s name?
Meanwhile, wow are those Marc Anthony’s kids or what. Emme, I’m sorry his face genes were so dominant, but at least you didn’t get your mom’s fashion sense. That is a white sweatsuit with black sneakers. I repeat, a white sweatsuit with black sneakers.

Jennifer Lopez took her children — Max, Emme, and Casper — to see the Easter Bunny yesterday. 

Is this a thing now? You go and sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap and ask for things? Kids these days will do anything for presents. I would never degrade myself by begging like that — why would I, when I have a purse full of credit cards in Tom Cruise’s name?

Meanwhile, wow are those Marc Anthony’s kids or what. Emme, I’m sorry his face genes were so dominant, but at least you didn’t get your mom’s fashion sense. That is a white sweatsuit with black sneakers. I repeat, a white sweatsuit with black sneakers.

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He almost made it.

Max Lo-Anthony made every effort to avoid getting in that car with his mother, Jennifer Lopez, but to no avail. Wow, do I ever feel for this child.

I have done this so many times, but unlike Max, I am both faster and stronger than our bodyguards. Last time I made a great airport escape, I flew to Belgium for a weekend of solitude.

Better luck next time, Max. Better luck next time.

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Jennifer Lopez recently revealed her terrible nickname for her twin children, Max and Emme, to Jay Leno:

"They’re my coconuts! That comes from when they were little and in their cribs and started growing hair. It looked just like a coconut to me. They both look like coconuts."

Ugh, that’s almost as bad as when Tom tried to call me “sweetheart.” Just … no, Father. Although, to be honest, “coconuts” is a little bit fair.

Jennifer Lopez recently revealed her terrible nickname for her twin children, Max and Emme, to Jay Leno:

"They’re my coconuts! That comes from when they were little and in their cribs and started growing hair. It looked just like a coconut to me. They both look like coconuts."

Ugh, that’s almost as bad as when Tom tried to call me “sweetheart.” Just … no, Father. Although, to be honest, “coconuts” is a little bit fair.

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