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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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They’re definitely improving — not a flip-flop in sight and the ladies’ sunglasses are on-trend — but I still can’t figure out what shameful retailer is selling men’s shirts in perfect, unflattering squares. Target? K-Mart? The Kardashians?
I would be lobbying much harder for this relationship to work out if he could just get his act together, clothes-wise. Does he not understand how powerful my influence is?

They’re definitely improving — not a flip-flop in sight and the ladies’ sunglasses are on-trend — but I still can’t figure out what shameful retailer is selling men’s shirts in perfect, unflattering squares. Target? K-Mart? The Kardashians?

I would be lobbying much harder for this relationship to work out if he could just get his act together, clothes-wise. Does he not understand how powerful my influence is?

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When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.
I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.

I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

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Just warning you: I’m not going to get over this anytime soon.
Jason Segel, Matilda Ledger, and Michelle Williams spent the weekend together, and they all looked clean, happy, and not too terribly wrinkled. 
PROGRESS.
I do think it’s hilarious that Matilda wears a wristwatch. Telling time is for people who can’t afford to make people wait. I once left Harvey Weinstein standing outside of Serendipity for an hour and a half waiting for me, and he still paid for lunch.

Just warning you: I’m not going to get over this anytime soon.

Jason Segel, Matilda Ledger, and Michelle Williams spent the weekend together, and they all looked clean, happy, and not too terribly wrinkled. 

PROGRESS.

I do think it’s hilarious that Matilda wears a wristwatch. Telling time is for people who can’t afford to make people wait. I once left Harvey Weinstein standing outside of Serendipity for an hour and a half waiting for me, and he still paid for lunch.

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You all know I don’t usually do this, but…
omgomgomgomgomgomgomg.
Us Weekly reports that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are officially an item — obviously so much so that he’s spending time with her hipster daughter, Matilda.
All anyone has ever wanted for Michelle is to find a nice man, preferably one with a puppet collection. So this is really perfect.

You all know I don’t usually do this, but…

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg.

Us Weekly reports that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are officially an item — obviously so much so that he’s spending time with her hipster daughter, Matilda.

All anyone has ever wanted for Michelle is to find a nice man, preferably one with a puppet collection. So this is really perfect.

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Michelle Williams — who, as you know, goes way back with Katie — is now best friends with Busy Philipps, which makes a lot of sense, as they are both grown-up hipster types. They are going to the Oscars together (or, more accurately, hanger-on Busy is going to the Oscars with nominee Michelle). 

Busy told E! that their daughters are going to help them get ready for the big night. Let’s just look at a picture of Matilda Ledger and ask ourselves … is that really a good idea?

For the record, Tom and Katie have foolishly not asked me for my assistance with their Oscar wardrobe planning.

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