Suri's Burn Book

It’s okay, Mason. I’d cry too, if I were you. Just in general, all the time.

Also, can we just take a moment to contemplate Penelope’s hairline? I am mystified by it.

Sometimes Mason Disick at least tries to be a respectful member of society.

And sometimes he lets Khloe Kardashian bury him, fully-clothed, in sand.

This is how you get fleas.

Watching Penelope Scotland Disick become aware of her horrible surroundings and the bleak life awaiting her is the best part of keeping up with the Kardashians.

Every time the Kardashians go to Paris, I get really nervous for the strength of our relationship with the European Union.

I also hate how they try so hard to be posh in France. It’s time to face it — Mason Disick will never be debonair.

Finally, Mason Disick has done something charming.

I’ve never seen a cat hate life more. And Tom once had a terrifying cat named Nicole 2 that ran away.

Looks like it was a great day of family fun and father-son bonding for Scott and Mason Disick … and their camera crew to capture how great it was.

Looks like Penelope Disick just realized she’s a Kardashian. Sorry, kid.

Jennifer Aniston’s face says it all, really. I’ve never thought the Kardashians were all that special, but it appears that Kourtney has given birth to Benjamin “Penelope” Button.