Posts tagged mary kate olsen
Posts tagged mary kate olsen
Page Six is reporting that former celebrity child and current celebrity troll Mary-Kate Olsen has moved in with her boyfriend manfriend gross old French companion, Olivier Sarkozy. The Manhattan townhouse is 146 years old, cost $6.25 million, and, according to a “real estate insider,” was purchased because Mary-Kate “likes that it is old.”
Yeah, I bet she does.
I’m still not convinced that Stavros Niarchos didn’t turn Mary-Kate into a vampire.
I’m still trying to convince myself that this is just a picture of Mary-Kate Olsen dressed as a smoking hobo, Photoshopped over another picture of a lovely father-daughter outing.
It’s not. This is Olivier Sarkozy out for a walk with his girlfriend and his daughter.
Suddenly my life doesn’t seem so bad.
