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Although reviews for Mariah Carey’s soft drink are mixed/terrible/avoid forever, that’s not stopping her from feeding it to her toddlers in wine glasses. It’s not like baby teeth matter anyway.

Although reviews for Mariah Carey’s soft drink are mixed/terrible/avoid forever, that’s not stopping her from feeding it to her toddlers in wine glasses. It’s not like baby teeth matter anyway.

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Mariah, who famously birthed her children to a recording of her concert version of “Fantasy” so the first thing they’d hear was applause for her, never misses an opportunity to remind them that she’s The Mariah Carey.

Mariah, who famously birthed her children to a recording of her concert version of “Fantasy” so the first thing they’d hear was applause for her, never misses an opportunity to remind them that she’s The Mariah Carey.

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Mariah Carey is releasing a new album soon, and one of the tracks is called — this is a direct copy-paste — “Supernatural (With Special Guest Stars “Dembabies” a.k.a. Ms. Monroe & Mr. Moroccan Scott Cannon a.k.a. Roc ‘N Roe).” 
Honestly, these pictures of the Carey-Cannons trying to put up with each other will never stop being hilarious.

Mariah Carey is releasing a new album soon, and one of the tracks is called — this is a direct copy-paste — “Supernatural (With Special Guest Stars “Dembabies” a.k.a. Ms. Monroe & Mr. Moroccan Scott Cannon a.k.a. Roc ‘N Roe).” 

Honestly, these pictures of the Carey-Cannons trying to put up with each other will never stop being hilarious.

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I am always nervous that Monroe Cannon doesn’t live up to Mariah Carey’s diva standards. Although Mariah captioned this picture with “Nooooo pictures darling,” Monroe seems less concerned with looking coy and aloof and more concerned about just getting on the damn plane already.

I am always nervous that Monroe Cannon doesn’t live up to Mariah Carey’s diva standards. Although Mariah captioned this picture with “Nooooo pictures darling,” Monroe seems less concerned with looking coy and aloof and more concerned about just getting on the damn plane already.

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Nick and Mariah renewed their vows last night at Disneyland, in a fairytale-themed attentionfest that they somehow coerced 250 guests into attending. (It was also in celebration of Moroccan and Monroe’s birthday, although you’d never have known it, by the looks of things.)
I’m pretty sure Mariah is still mad that the twins’ birth was overshadowed by the biggest news weekend of 2011, and she’s trying to make up for it. Next year: vow renewal on the moon.

Nick and Mariah renewed their vows last night at Disneyland, in a fairytale-themed attentionfest that they somehow coerced 250 guests into attending. (It was also in celebration of Moroccan and Monroe’s birthday, although you’d never have known it, by the looks of things.)

I’m pretty sure Mariah is still mad that the twins’ birth was overshadowed by the biggest news weekend of 2011, and she’s trying to make up for it. Next year: vow renewal on the moon.

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Yesterday was a holiday, which meant it was time for Mariah Carey to put costumes on her children and trot them out for a good Instagram! I’m sorry, Roc and Roe. This is your life. (Moroccan knows.)

Yesterday was a holiday, which meant it was time for Mariah Carey to put costumes on her children and trot them out for a good Instagram! I’m sorry, Roc and Roe. This is your life. (Moroccan knows.)

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