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I’m trying to decide if I think this is really how the Carey-Cannons “hang out at home.” On the one hand, Mariah is wearing an evening gown and Moroccan is wearing what I assume to be a “Moroccan”-inspired get-up. (They are trying so hard to prove their commitment to that terrible baby name.) But on the other hand … yeah, this is totally what they wear on random Thursday nights. 

I’m trying to decide if I think this is really how the Carey-Cannons “hang out at home.” On the one hand, Mariah is wearing an evening gown and Moroccan is wearing what I assume to be a “Moroccan”-inspired get-up. (They are trying so hard to prove their commitment to that terrible baby name.) But on the other hand … yeah, this is totally what they wear on random Thursday nights. 

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I know they are treating you like a young member of the Russian Imperial Family, but actually, your father is Nick Cannon and you are wearing jeans. You have no right to this facial expression.

I know they are treating you like a young member of the Russian Imperial Family, but actually, your father is Nick Cannon and you are wearing jeans. You have no right to this facial expression.

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The Carey-Cannon twins, Monroe and Moroccan, Dem Babies, Roc and Roe, etc. turned one last weekend. And in true Mariah fashion, it was a real affair — white formalwear, custom pastries, and the Plaza Athenee in Paris.
It does sound wonderful. I love hotels, Paris, and fancy desserts.
Unfortunately, you can’t class up Nick Cannon or his offspring, because those children are definitely sporting pacifiers, which is a major faux pas.
Paris is wasted on people like this.

The Carey-Cannon twins, Monroe and Moroccan, Dem Babies, Roc and Roe, etc. turned one last weekend. And in true Mariah fashion, it was a real affair — white formalwear, custom pastries, and the Plaza Athenee in Paris.

It does sound wonderful. I love hotels, Paris, and fancy desserts.

Unfortunately, you can’t class up Nick Cannon or his offspring, because those children are definitely sporting pacifiers, which is a major faux pas.

Paris is wasted on people like this.

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I don’t know what Nick Cannon is trying to prove with this ultra-serious face. That he can carry two babies with his shoes untied and a hat balanced precariously on his head? Congratulations?
I hope you are proud of yourself, Mariah — if not for marrying this winner, then for getting back into those skinny jeans. You look great, which is more than anyone can say for your husband.

I don’t know what Nick Cannon is trying to prove with this ultra-serious face. That he can carry two babies with his shoes untied and a hat balanced precariously on his head? Congratulations?

I hope you are proud of yourself, Mariah — if not for marrying this winner, then for getting back into those skinny jeans. You look great, which is more than anyone can say for your husband.

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I take comfort in the fact that Mariah Carey is suffering even more than I am about this whole Blue Ivy Carter thing. In the wake of the Great Blue Ivy Photo Release of 2012, Mariah quickly uploaded a new picture to her own baby website, touting it as “the first photo from 2012!”
As if we care.
I would love nothing more than to sit back and watch Mariah Carey and Beyonce try to out-baby each other.

I take comfort in the fact that Mariah Carey is suffering even more than I am about this whole Blue Ivy Carter thing. In the wake of the Great Blue Ivy Photo Release of 2012, Mariah quickly uploaded a new picture to her own baby website, touting it as “the first photo from 2012!”

As if we care.

I would love nothing more than to sit back and watch Mariah Carey and Beyonce try to out-baby each other.

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Mariah Carey has a new special, and in it she (of course) talked about her “special” “miracle” babies. About Moroccan:

"It’s so funny … there’s a picture of the two of us together and we look identical and we have the identical smile. I recognize the joy that’s in him. There’s something that was always free about me, it just got stifled as things grew in my career.”

Right. There’s a picture of Mariah Carey and her six-month-old son, and you can’t tell them apart. That’s believable.

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