Suri's Burn Book

I still don’t really know what to do with the fact that Hilary Duff’s baby is basically perfect, even at pouting.

I’ve been struggling since his birth to find reasons to critique Hilary Duff’s son Luca, but you know what? He is beautiful, generally well-styled, and just a really good-looking baby.

But what in the name of anything is going on with Hilary’s hair here? It’s not good when you’re getting shown up by your seven-month-old. That’s why Victoria Beckham feeds Harper all those protein shakes.

This outfit on Hilary Duff’s baby Luca is appropriate for crisp fall days spent relaxing by the fire in your room at, like, a ski resort. Drinking apple cider, admiring foliage from the indoors, ignoring people. It’s not appropriate for Los Angeles in August. August!

In fact, Uggs shouldn’t be a public shoe at all.