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According to Us Weekly, Sandra Bullock’s Harry Winston Oscar jewels were chosen by none other than Louis Bardo Bullock, age 3. He has great taste and (as we all know) appreciates the understated over the flashy. Maybe he even smiled a little when he saw how nice she looked on the red carpet. Probably not.

Louis Bullock Mohawk Update: it is growing out.

I still think he’s the most dashing American celebrity child, and look at him — he’s wearing jeans.

Classic Louis Bullock — at Disneyland on a school day with two of Hollywood’s most famous actresses, and he’s still unimpressed.

Louis Bullock is the only human who can pull off a subtle mohawk.

Is Louis Bullock so sad because he and Sandy are wearing such drab colors? Or is he just really concerned about foreign affairs right now? I’d believe either.

Louis Bullock had a playdate this week with Matthew McConaughey’s daughter Vida and looked suitably bored. Vida apparently did not make much of an impression on the stoic young Louis, but she shouldn’t take that personally. Louis took like two hours to warm up to me when we met at an Oscar party last year. Me! InStyle Magazine’s ninth-best-dressed woman in the world.

(Also, ninth? Come on.)

Of course Louis Bullock is the least-amused Buzz Lightyear in history.

I don’t like graphic tees. I don’t like jean shorts — or cargo shorts, for that matter. Or really shorts at all. I don’t like picnic lunches.

But somehow I’ll forgive it all, because it’s Louis Bullock.

August is painfully slow here in the world of celebrity news. All there is to talk about are Kristen Stewart and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, both of which I think are true cultural travesties.

I’m actually looking forward to the academic year starting. Not because I’m excited about going to school myself — no, I’m dreading that more than my next lunch meeting with Ryan Seacrest.

It’s just been far too long since we’ve seen pictures of Louis Bullock looking like this.

Louis Bullock and a scarf. That is all.