Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Everyone is done with winter, even the Jessica-Parker-Brodericks. I’m so tired of wearing coats I could scream. I’m so tired of seeing coats I could scream. Really, New York City is just lucky I’m not screaming all the time.

Everyone is done with winter, even the Jessica-Parker-Brodericks. I’m so tired of wearing coats I could scream. I’m so tired of seeing coats I could scream. Really, New York City is just lucky I’m not screaming all the time.

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The Parker-Broderick twins have officially embraced their style weirdness. Awkward proportions, mixing patterns, MUSTARD YELLOW — yes, they’ve officially done the full Sarah Jessica.

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It’s like an explosion of 1993 bad taste, and then multiplied by two. And what’s worse is that Loretta actually looks proud of herself — like, really, really pleased. At least Tabitha had the decency to look concerned about being seen in public like this.

It’s like an explosion of 1993 bad taste, and then multiplied by two. And what’s worse is that Loretta actually looks proud of herself — like, really, really pleased. At least Tabitha had the decency to look concerned about being seen in public like this.

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The Jessica Parker Broderick twins dressed up as Marie Antoinette and a unicorn princess for Halloween, which is completely amazing, but also terrible at the same time. Because as far as I can tell, the only purpose of twins is joint Halloween costumes. See above, re: Burtka-Harrises.

The Jessica Parker Broderick twins dressed up as Marie Antoinette and a unicorn princess for Halloween, which is completely amazing, but also terrible at the same time. Because as far as I can tell, the only purpose of twins is joint Halloween costumes. See above, re: Burtka-Harrises.

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The Broderick-Parker twins are back to school, and as usual, Tabitha thinks she can start trends all by herself. If that headband thing catches on, I’m going to go nuts. Who does she think she is?

The Broderick-Parker twins are back to school, and as usual, Tabitha thinks she can start trends all by herself. If that headband thing catches on, I’m going to go nuts. Who does she think she is?

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I would just like to point out that Tabitha Jessica Parker Broderick has been walking around Manhattan lately wearing only one sock, as if she is famous enough to be trying to start trends. Not even close, honey. (Loretta gets it.)

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