Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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The Internet is collectively losing its mind because Kristen Bell is pregnant with her “gift to America.” I myself find this news almost painfully boring, just like Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, for that matter.

The Internet is collectively losing its mind because Kristen Bell is pregnant with her “gift to America.” I myself find this news almost painfully boring, just like Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, for that matter.

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Although Kristen Bell says she has no immediate plans to marry fiance Dax (not a typo) Shepard, she says they will have children and that — quote — “It will be our gift to America.”

Um, thank you?

I hope that present comes with a gift receipt, because neither of these people brings very strong genetic material or film credentials to the table. They met while filming When in Rome — a movie so terrible, even Katie Holmes passed on the script.

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