Posts tagged kourtney kardashian
Posts tagged kourtney kardashian
It’s okay, Mason. I’d cry too, if I were you. Just in general, all the time.
Also, can we just take a moment to contemplate Penelope’s hairline? I am mystified by it.
Kourtney and Kim Kardashian were on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, talking about all things baby. Here are a few of the highlights:
I don’t think Kim understands how “two truths and a lie” works, because only one of those things isn’t complete malarkey. Either that, or she doesn’t know what the word “private” means.
Hang in there, Penelope. I wish I could tell you it gets better, but I don’t like liars.
Watching Penelope Scotland Disick become aware of her horrible surroundings and the bleak life awaiting her is the best part of keeping up with the Kardashians.
Every time the Kardashians go to Paris, I get really nervous for the strength of our relationship with the European Union.
I also hate how they try so hard to be posh in France. It’s time to face it — Mason Disick will never be debonair.
Finally, Mason Disick has done something charming.
Looks like Penelope Disick just realized she’s a Kardashian. Sorry, kid.
Jennifer Aniston’s face says it all, really. I’ve never thought the Kardashians were all that special, but it appears that Kourtney has given birth to Benjamin “Penelope” Button.
Penelope Scotland Disick is the newest Kardashian, born yesterday to Kourtney and Scott, pitied since then by yours truly.
Penelope Scotland? Did they just string together the fanciest words they knew? They could name that child Diana, Princess of Wales and she’d still be the least classy person in America, after Aunt Kim, Snooki, and Barbara Walters.
God, I hope they are planning to call her Pippa, just for the irony.
The number one rule of hats, Mason Disick, is that they’re supposed to fit.
