Posts tagged kingston rossdale
Posts tagged kingston rossdale
Kingston Rossdale and his pomeranian and Skyler Berman and his pomeranian attended Honor Warren’s birthday party this weekend. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail, not that I would have come to the party anyway.
Kingston Rossdale smiling would be news enough (I plan to never lose my two front teeth, by the way), but WHAT IN THE WORLD is Zuma wearing? I could maybe look the other way if he was wearing that outfit at the beach, on a surfboard, but just walking down the street? Blinding.
I don’t understand why the Rossdales would go through the trouble of buying matching (terrible) outfits with (terrible) socks and shoes and (terrible) bowties, and then not go to the trouble of tucking their shirts in like gentlemen.
The Rossdales are up to no good. No one is planning good behavior when they are wearing that many necklaces. Or facepaint.
Kingston Rossdale is making this face because he is mad at his tailor, and rightfully so.
Kingston Rossdale was spotted this weekend in his third Halloween costume of the season. This one seems the truest to his personality — dark, mysterious, a little frightening, a mix of lowbrow (sneakers) and highbrow (a cape), perfectly-tailored hair, not-perfectly-tailored clothes.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kingston Rossdale turned out to be an actual vampire.
Yawn — another photo of Kingston Rossdale in an elaborate Halloween costume. (Last month, he was a cowboy. Flip-flopper.)
And another photo of Zuma Rossdale as the most boring, conspicuous Batman ever.
The difference between Kingston and Zuma Rossdale is that Kingston knows when class is called for. He’s in dress shoes and a button-down, and is sporting a surprisingly well-coiffed hairstyle, as he celebrates his mother’s birthday with dinner.
Zuma, though, sported sneakers and a tank top, and accessorized with a belt that’s not doing its job and what appears to be a sippy cup.
You have to dress for the occasion, even when the guest of honor is your mother. And Zuma is dressed for a redneck picnic.
The Rossdales are getting a very early start on Halloween, it appears. Kingston’s choice surprises me because I guess I imagined that his cowboy style would be more like Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and less like Woody from Toy Story.
I’m even more confused by Gwen’s costume. I just cannot figure out who (or what) she’s supposed to be in those pants. A sumo wrestler on safari?
Kingston Rossdale has blue hair now. Why am I not surprised?
I imagine that Kingston, Katy Perry, and Effie Trinket have a conference call once a month to make sure they’re not doubling up on hair colors. Kingston obviously gets whatever is left over, because this dye job is an embarrassment to his colorist. Look at those roots.
