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Kim Kardashian is on Ellen today, and she brought photos and news of North West’s tragic life. Here are the highlights:
"I’ve always wanted about six. After having her, I would have a million." Please don’t.
Kim: “He is honestly the most amazing dad. He loves her so much…. He really is a hands-on dad.” Ellen: “Diapers?” Kim: ”He’s not a diaper kind of guy.” I guess I just feel like the hands-down most amazing dad probably would change diapers. It seems like a pretty big superlative to give someone who flat-out refuses to do one of the biggest jobs.
"I know it sounds crazy, but I love my time with her when she’s on the changing table. I really enjoy that bonding time when I’m with her." Does anyone really think Kim is changing that many diapers, either? Because I don’t.
Also, wow does that baby look like Kanye or what?

Kim Kardashian is on Ellen today, and she brought photos and news of North West’s tragic life. Here are the highlights:

"I’ve always wanted about six. After having her, I would have a million." Please don’t.

Kim: “He is honestly the most amazing dad. He loves her so much…. He really is a hands-on dad.” Ellen: “Diapers?” Kim: ”He’s not a diaper kind of guy.” I guess I just feel like the hands-down most amazing dad probably would change diapers. It seems like a pretty big superlative to give someone who flat-out refuses to do one of the biggest jobs.

"I know it sounds crazy, but I love my time with her when she’s on the changing table. I really enjoy that bonding time when I’m with her." Does anyone really think Kim is changing that many diapers, either? Because I don’t.

Also, wow does that baby look like Kanye or what?

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Kim Kardashian Instagrammed this picture with the caption “#NewStylist.” I assume she means the hairy-armed man, but I kind of wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye has deputized North West to make fashion decisions for Kim. I mean, look at her — she has the “Are you kidding me?” face down.
(And good for her, ‘cause she’s gonna need that one.)

Kim Kardashian Instagrammed this picture with the caption “#NewStylist.” I assume she means the hairy-armed man, but I kind of wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye has deputized North West to make fashion decisions for Kim. I mean, look at her — she has the “Are you kidding me?” face down.

(And good for her, ‘cause she’s gonna need that one.)

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Kim Kardashian Instagrammed this picture of North West, probably so she can remember what her baby looks like while Kim is abroad.
It’s pretty funny how after angling so hard to get North West in the pages of Vogue, the Kardashians have had to resort to good, old-fashioned Instagram.
Also, everyone knows Prince George set a new standard for basic white blankets, and this doesn’t come close to meeting it.

Kim Kardashian Instagrammed this picture of North West, probably so she can remember what her baby looks like while Kim is abroad.

It’s pretty funny how after angling so hard to get North West in the pages of Vogue, the Kardashians have had to resort to good, old-fashioned Instagram.

Also, everyone knows Prince George set a new standard for basic white blankets, and this doesn’t come close to meeting it.

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Kim and Kanye are in Paris, alone, for Fashion Week, because whatever. Some people are up in arms about the new parents being on the other side of the world from their three-month-old baby, but honestly, three months is when I started asserting my independence.
Also, if you’re planning on spending the next seventeen years and nine months caring about Kim and Kanye’s parenting choices, I have a feeling you should sign up for a Xanax prescription ASAP.

Kim and Kanye are in Paris, alone, for Fashion Week, because whatever. Some people are up in arms about the new parents being on the other side of the world from their three-month-old baby, but honestly, three months is when I started asserting my independence.

Also, if you’re planning on spending the next seventeen years and nine months caring about Kim and Kanye’s parenting choices, I have a feeling you should sign up for a Xanax prescription ASAP.

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