Posts tagged kate middleton
Posts tagged kate middleton
December 4- The Duchess of Cambridge takes a stroll around London with Prince George
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Kate Middleton is just like a normal mom. Except last night she wore a legitimate tiara to a party, and the baby she’s pushing is going to rule over all the normals in that park one day.
Don’t believe the baseball cap — she’s not regular.
It is thought that there will be no more official sightings of Prince George until 2014. What a relief, because I really couldn’t handle much more of this.
I call Photoshop on this. There’s no way these three people looked this adorable and this happy at the same moment. Right? Right???
Oh, this is going to be a long forever.
Please. My pajamas are fancier than that dress. And at least my cheeks are a proportional size to the rest of my face.
Whatever, he’s pretty cute.
While we’re on the subject of Prince George, here’s his first official photograph. I think he is wearing the same blanket as he did when he made his initial appearance outside the hospital. I can’t believe anyone ever expected this child to compete with me, fashion-wise. And he’s asleep — what gives?
So bored, so not impressed.
So the Belgians got a new King this weekend, and King Philippe brought with him four blonde princes and princesses. The girl not awkwardly squinting like an amateur is now the first in line to the Belgian throne, a job which I assume requires little more than attending operas and cracking champagne bottles over cruise ships. (I would be so good at that job.)
I like Princess Elisabeth’s strong, confident wave, her bold red outfit, and the political nothingness that comes from being the Future Queen of the Belgians. I have no problems with her, and I wish her well.
This will be the only royal news for the week.
Just kidding. The Duchess of Cambridge is in labor. I have to cover that mess.
The Baby of Cambridge is not due for another nine days, but this is the scene outside the hospital where he or she will be born.
Oh, brother. I hope that this baby is like three weeks overdue and super-anticlimactic. I hope a brazen stepladder thief stumbles across this scene and has a field day.
I hope that the moment they bring the baby out of the hospital, a double decker bus goes by and no one gets a good picture. And also maybe it could be like a Carrie Bradshaw moment and Kate could get splashed with gutter water. And then the bus drives off, and that is when they get the first picture of the royal baby.
Haha, oh, Suri, stop. Sometimes I crack myself up.
"Kate Middleton Disappoints, Fashionwise and Facewise, at Last Public Appearance Before Baby" is a great headline I just made up for the international press to use. You’re welcome.
Also, please start the real-life Cruella de Vil rumors.
The Queen was totally upstaged at her 60th Coronation Anniversary Service by Kate Middleton’s baby bump. At least there’s one other person in the world who understands what I’m going through.
I mean, didn’t everybody already know how much she likes to steal from me? My style, my haircuts, my livelihood, everything. Bravo, Us Weekly. Quality journalism.