Posts tagged kanye west
Posts tagged kanye west
Kim, Kanye, and North West the Person are back in America after visiting Australia. Kim recently said that they are trying for another baby, because I guess she thinks that’s something the planet needs. I’d be OK with it, just for the laughs.
Kanye took North West the Person to work. Or, presumably, a babysitter brought NWTP to the studio for a quick photo op. It had been a while.
Yes, North West, this is your life. A Coachella-themed baby party and obligatory flower crowns. I’m sorry, too. Happy first birthday.
The Kardashian-Wests are really not annoying when they’re not saying anything or making any kind of facial expression or moving.
On the one hand, what the heck is Vogue doing with its life? On the other, I bet this is an extremely accurate representation of daily life with the Kardashian-Wests. (Except for Kanye being there.)
Sometimes I wonder if Kim ever pushes an empty baby carriage around just for the excitement of a North West “sighting.”
What a perfect family — Kim, Kanye, and the … purse they’re hiding inside that stroller?
Kim and Kanye are in Paris, alone, for Fashion Week, because whatever. Some people are up in arms about the new parents being on the other side of the world from their three-month-old baby, but honestly, three months is when I started asserting my independence.
Also, if you’re planning on spending the next seventeen years and nine months caring about Kim and Kanye’s parenting choices, I have a feeling you should sign up for a Xanax prescription ASAP.
Somehow I missed this story last week, but apparently Kanye West has been angling for North West to appear on the cover of Vogue. But according to Radar Online (and me, her good friend), Anna Wintour would rather eat glass than watch that happen. “Anna is NO fan of Kim or any reality star appearing in the pages of the magazine… Trying to persuade Anna is going to be an uphill battle.” Kanye has also reportedly been reaching out to A-list photographers Annie Leibovitz and Mario Testino, but no one cares.
Instead, North West will debut on Kris, her grandmother’s embarrassing talk show. Never forget:
It’s cute how you can spell “the worst” with the letters from North West’s name.— Suri’s Burn Book (@surisburnbook)
Kim and Kanye’s baby has been named, officially, North West. They will call her Nori for short, even though (A) it’s twice as many syllables as her actual name and (B) sorry, but no one is ever going to get past the fact that her name is North West.
Even though I have a feeling that Baby North is going to be just fine, swimming around Scrooge McDuck-style in her stacks of new money, it’s hard not to feel sorry for someone whose parents based such a big decision on “Hey, you know what would be funny?”
Call me if you want the number of my attorney. Or my shrink.