Posts tagged joshua jackson
Posts tagged joshua jackson
For my second masterpiece, I am thinking of compiling a coffee table book of photos of Joshua Jackson being handsome with other people’s children. (This time, it’s his niece.)
As it stands, my patience is wearing thin while I sit here and wait for the Kruger-Jacksons to have their own baby. Khloe Kardashian could get pregnant at any moment — there is no time to waste, you wonderfully modern German-Canadian family.
Another picture where Joshua Jackson looks like he’s part of a celebrity family — this time, Busy Philipps’s.
(Really, he just ran into his old friend at the grocery store. Why does this never happen to me???)
Birdie Silverstein, a word of advice: always brush your hair if there’s a chance you’re going to see a real celebrity today. Actually, you should probably just go ahead and brush it no matter what.
Here’s a picture you never knew you needed to see — Joshua Jackson holding January Jones’s baby, Xander Dane Jones, in a pool. (That’s January in the hat and the frown.) I just have so many questions about this situation.
How are Joshua Jackson and January Jones friends?
Why don’t Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger have their own babies yet? I mean, look at that. It’s an awkward angle, and it’s still the best thing I’ve seen all week.
Most importantly, can we all now agree that Katie Holmes is the dumbest person on this or any continent? In another universe, that guy could’ve been my dad.
I hate everything.
