Suri's Burn Book

Even if she is dressed nicely, it’s impossible to take Harlow Madden seriously when she’s standing around with these jokers. Do you think I’d be where I am today if I made eye contact with anyone wearing a sleeveless studded jacket? 

I once saw Nicole Richie at a party, and I just rolled my eyes and turned my back to her when she tried to approach me. I have standards — and she was wearing leopard print.

I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this photo I can barely stand it. I don’t know what’s worse — being with the Wiggles, or being with your C-list parents, who are apparently really into the Wiggles.

At least Harlow Madden had the good sense to hide.