Posts tagged jennifer garner
Posts tagged jennifer garner
I don’t know how anyone can look this happy while wearing a school uniform that isn’t even properly tailored.
Mother-daughter affection. Gross.
Look who got new glasses! Violet Affleck’s latest spectacles are actually pretty flattering and trendy, although they are still glasses, and she is still a big nerd.
Jennifer Garner took Violet with her to her polling place yesterday, to introduce her daughter to the wonders of democracy and civic participation.
Meanwhile, Seraphina drew all over herself with a pink marker.
A for effort, Seraphina.
But still an actual F.
Well, now I feel bad. Jennifer Garner got flustered on Ellen earlier this week, finding herself unable to quickly provide her children’s names and ages, and sharing stories that made her and Mr. Affleck sound like the hillbilly parents we know they kind of are.
But when Ellen jokingly called her out on it, Jennifer said, “Talk to Brad and Angie, they seem to have it together… I call my kids Shiloh sometimes.”
I know I give this family a lot of grief, but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is on a completely different plane of disgrace than the Afflecks. No one, not even Violet, deserves to be called Shiloh.
As if overalls weren’t bad enough, Seraphina Affleck had to a choose a pair that don’t even fit her properly.
Actually, I take that back. I don’t know how overalls are supposed to fit.
I do know that I live with a person who has eerily similar boots, Jennifer Garner, and they have only led to sad and unfashionable things.
Fourth of July provided the first glimpse of Samuel Affleck — happy birthday, America.
I think he looks a little like Violet, a lot like Jennifer Garner’s mom (why do I know that???), and also kind of like a Gringotts goblin.
If this is Seraphina Affleck’s attempt at sassy street style, it’s hilarious.
Am I on glue?
Jennifer Garner’s dress does not have stains on it, and Violet looks positively decent. Actually, I would wear every piece of Violet’s outfit.
Except the glasses.
