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Oh nothing, just a picture of Jon Hamm being cute with a tiny actress from his upcoming film Friends with Kids. 
There are some celebrities (cough Jessica Simpson cough) who should never have children, whose babies I prenatally despise.
And then there is Jon Hamm. If he and Jennifer Westfeldt don’t have children, I fear for our species. I can’t carry this industry all by myself.

Oh nothing, just a picture of Jon Hamm being cute with a tiny actress from his upcoming film Friends with Kids

There are some celebrities (cough Jessica Simpson cough) who should never have children, whose babies I prenatally despise.

And then there is Jon Hamm. If he and Jennifer Westfeldt don’t have children, I fear for our species. I can’t carry this industry all by myself.

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America’s favorite man, Jon Hamm, told The Hollywood Reporter that he and partner Jennifer Westfeldt are not planning on having children in the immediate future:

“It’s always on the periphery of the discussion, but we do not have children. You know, it’s a tricky balance to strike. And I have a tremendous amount of respect for my friends who do balance this particular career with raising a kid, ‘cause it’s a tricky environment to bring them into… So not for us just yet.”

I wish America put the same pressure on our best assets that Great Britain puts on theirs. Do you think the Duke and Duchess are concerned about their “tricky balance to strike”? Let’s go, Hamms!

This is always how it goes, though. The celebrities you want to have children are sensible enough to limit their offspring, while the B-listers and below continue to procreate in multiples.

This world is a cruel, cruel place.

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