Posts tagged jennifer garner
Posts tagged jennifer garner
Jennifer Garner took Violet with her to her polling place yesterday, to introduce her daughter to the wonders of democracy and civic participation.
Meanwhile, Seraphina drew all over herself with a pink marker.
A for effort, Seraphina.
But still an actual F.
Well, now I feel bad. Jennifer Garner got flustered on Ellen earlier this week, finding herself unable to quickly provide her children’s names and ages, and sharing stories that made her and Mr. Affleck sound like the hillbilly parents we know they kind of are.
But when Ellen jokingly called her out on it, Jennifer said, “Talk to Brad and Angie, they seem to have it together… I call my kids Shiloh sometimes.”
I know I give this family a lot of grief, but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is on a completely different plane of disgrace than the Afflecks. No one, not even Violet, deserves to be called Shiloh.
As if overalls weren’t bad enough, Seraphina Affleck had to a choose a pair that don’t even fit her properly.
Actually, I take that back. I don’t know how overalls are supposed to fit.
I do know that I live with a person who has eerily similar boots, Jennifer Garner, and they have only led to sad and unfashionable things.
Fourth of July provided the first glimpse of Samuel Affleck — happy birthday, America.
I think he looks a little like Violet, a lot like Jennifer Garner’s mom (why do I know that???), and also kind of like a Gringotts goblin.
If this is Seraphina Affleck’s attempt at sassy street style, it’s hilarious.
Am I on glue?
Jennifer Garner’s dress does not have stains on it, and Violet looks positively decent. Actually, I would wear every piece of Violet’s outfit.
Except the glasses.
Excuse me for not getting overly excited about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s new baby. They had a boy, Samuel Garner Affleck, earlier this week.
It’s a big deal for a few reasons:
1) The Afflecks had made it pretty clear that while they would let a son live under their roof, they really just wanted another daughter. Oops.
2) Wow, their kids’ names (Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel) just do not go together at all.
3) Look at these people. It’s not a big deal.
Jennifer Garner’s clothes and career can both be best described as “shapeless.”
Also, Starbucks really jumped the gun on the red cups this year. Putting them out in early November just devalues the entire red-cup concept. I myself won’t acknowledge the holiday season until the Third Avenue Bloomingdale’s puts up its Christmas window display.
It’s okay, though, Starbucks. I still love you.
Jennifer Garner went on Ellen and said she wants her third baby to be another girl.
"Three girls is a great way to grow up. I’m one of three girls and my little sister is awesome, so I just want a Susannah. It would be so weird to have a boy."
First of all, have you seen Violet Affleck? This kid’s going to be weird no matter what.
Second of all, what if this baby is a boy? He’ll grow up and Google his parents and find out they didn’t want him. Actually, scratch that. Googling Ben Affleck is going to come up with far more unsavory results than this.