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Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Blue Ivy’s anonymity is very important to her parents, unless Beyonce is getting an award on basic cable, in which case all bets are off. Blue charmed her way through the Video Music Awards, dancing and helping present Beyonce with her statue.

It’s all very cute, but that dress looks off the rack. If Beyonce is wearing a custom sparkly leotard, the least she could do is buy Blue Ivy a show-stopping red carpet number.

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Jay-Z is getting in on the ongoing photo series I’m calling “Peek-a-Blue Ivy,” in which the Knowles-Zs pretend like they are keeping Blue’s identity a secret. Of course my biggest question is, what is the purpose of this tiny pool?

Jay-Z is getting in on the ongoing photo series I’m calling “Peek-a-Blue Ivy,” in which the Knowles-Zs pretend like they are keeping Blue’s identity a secret. Of course my biggest question is, what is the purpose of this tiny pool?

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This just in: Beyonce is definitely not pregnant.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so relieved, and that includes all the times there were pregnancy rumors about my own mother. I knew Katie wouldn’t betray me like that, but Beyonce … she and I have issues.

This just in: Beyonce is definitely not pregnant.

I don’t think I’ve ever been so relieved, and that includes all the times there were pregnancy rumors about my own mother. I knew Katie wouldn’t betray me like that, but Beyonce … she and I have issues.

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