Posts tagged harlow madden
Posts tagged harlow madden
Even if she is dressed nicely, it’s impossible to take Harlow Madden seriously when she’s standing around with these jokers. Do you think I’d be where I am today if I made eye contact with anyone wearing a sleeveless studded jacket?
I once saw Nicole Richie at a party, and I just rolled my eyes and turned my back to her when she tried to approach me. I have standards — and she was wearing leopard print.
I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this photo I can barely stand it. I don’t know what’s worse — being with the Wiggles, or being with your C-list parents, who are apparently really into the Wiggles.
At least Harlow Madden had the good sense to hide.
Here are Harlow Madden and her mom Nicole Richie on their way to ballet. Let’s overlook Mrs. Madden’s stick-like ankles in those big boots and her embarrassing tights/jean-panties look and concentrate on Harlow’s get-up.
The tights are too big, the sleeves are unflattering, and if she’s trying to channel Natalie Portman here, let’s just be honest — in the celebrity child realm, I am the White Swan and the Black Swan.
