Posts tagged gwyneth paltrow
Suri's Burn Book
Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)
Apple Martin dyed her hair pink for the Jay-Z concert that she attended with Gwyneth Paltrow and brother Moses.
I really don’t like wacky hair on anyone who isn’t Katy Perry — and even then it’s hit or miss — but this outfit on Apple isn’t a total failure. The bag is a little bit too hipster-rides-a-bike, but the blazer is fierce and she has the stride of a woman who knows she has private security.
Of course, Gwyneth’s shiny jeans are awful, but that’s really what I’ve come to expect from her.
Of her be-caped Oscar dress, Gwyneth Paltrow says the inspiration came from Jackie Kennedy … and her daughter, Apple.
“My daughter loves a fashion moment,” she said, to which I staunchly reply:
Nope.
I can’t even believe that a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. Or those knee socks. (Knee socks? Seriously?) And while I can appreciate the occasional use of licensed merchandise, I think Apple Martin’s Hello Kitty bag is rather childish. The whole ensemble is just a little too pedestrian for someone of her financial standing. Ah, well. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Everyone knows I only carry my Little Mermaid bag ironically:
