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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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You know, for as much as Gwyneth Paltrow likes to spend money, you’d really think she would buy Apple more flattering outfits. Goop’s probably wearing $2000 jeans in this picture, and Apple’s wearing a shirt from the British equivalent of K-Mart. How is that fair?

You know, for as much as Gwyneth Paltrow likes to spend money, you’d really think she would buy Apple more flattering outfits. Goop’s probably wearing $2000 jeans in this picture, and Apple’s wearing a shirt from the British equivalent of K-Mart. How is that fair?

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Gwyneth Paltrow gave a traditional Gwyneth interview of pretention to InStyle magazine. Here are some highlights:

"When Apple was born, she had the hugest blue eyes. I looked into them, and she was looking at me, and I felt like, You are here to teach me everything. After [Moses] was born I had postpartum depression. It was a difficult time, and because of that I believe I have an extra empathy for him, and he for me.”
“I only let them watch TV in French or Spanish. When I’m in France, I go to [Boulevard] Beaumarchais and buy all their cartoons.”

I’m glad Gwyneth realized that she knew nothing by the time she had a child, although considering this intensely self-important interview, I’m not sure that Apple has been keeping up with their lessons. Maybe because she’s been watching so many French cartoons.

Gwyneth Paltrow gave a traditional Gwyneth interview of pretention to InStyle magazine. Here are some highlights:

"When Apple was born, she had the hugest blue eyes. I looked into them, and she was looking at me, and I felt like, You are here to teach me everything. After [Moses] was born I had postpartum depression. It was a difficult time, and because of that I believe I have an extra empathy for him, and he for me.ā€

ā€œI only let them watch TV in French or Spanish. When Iā€™m in France, I go to [Boulevard] Beaumarchais and buy all their cartoons.ā€

I’m glad Gwyneth realized that she knew nothing by the time she had a child, although considering this intensely self-important interview, I’m not sure that Apple has been keeping up with their lessons. Maybe because she’s been watching so many French cartoons.

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Apple Martin dyed her hair pink for the Jay-Z concert that she attended with Gwyneth Paltrow and brother Moses.
I really don’t like wacky hair on anyone who isn’t Katy Perry — and even then it’s hit or miss — but this outfit on Apple isn’t a total failure. The bag is a little bit too hipster-rides-a-bike, but the blazer is fierce and she has the stride of a woman who knows she has private security.
Of course, Gwyneth’s shiny jeans are awful, but that’s really what I’ve come to expect from her.

Apple Martin dyed her hair pink for the Jay-Z concert that she attended with Gwyneth Paltrow and brother Moses.

I really don’t like wacky hair on anyone who isn’t Katy Perry — and even then it’s hit or miss — but this outfit on Apple isn’t a total failure. The bag is a little bit too hipster-rides-a-bike, but the blazer is fierce and she has the stride of a woman who knows she has private security.

Of course, Gwyneth’s shiny jeans are awful, but that’s really what I’ve come to expect from her.

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Of her be-caped Oscar dress, Gwyneth Paltrow says the inspiration came from Jackie Kennedy … and her daughter, Apple.

"My daughter loves a fashion moment," she said, to which I staunchly reply:

Nope.

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I can’t even believe that a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. Or those knee socks. (Knee socks? Seriously?) And while I can appreciate the occasional use of licensed merchandise, I think Apple Martin’s Hello Kitty bag is rather childish. The whole ensemble is just a little too pedestrian for someone of her financial standing. Ah, well. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Everyone knows I only carry my Little Mermaid bag ironically:

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