Suri's Burn Book

Tori Spelling is showing off her post-babies weight loss in Us Weekly, and boy would I like to see the outtakes from this photoshoot if this is the best shot of Hattie and Finn they could get. Poor Hattie looks like she’s about to be sick — whether from standing barefoot on grass or being involved in this debacle, we’ll never know.

Tori Spelling’s face is the stuff of nightmares, as is the fact that she has four children now.