Posts tagged eric johnson
Posts tagged eric johnson

Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”
I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.
I think Jessica Simpson’s baby just figured out that she’s Jessica Simpson’s baby.

Wednesday with the Simpson-Johnsons.
(I assume Jessica dresses Maxwell up as food every day.)

It takes two people to hold up Maxwell Drew Johnson.