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In case you thought otherwise, you can stop being concerned that you wouldn’t be able to bear witness to the Rancic Miracle. Giuliana and Bill will be broadcasting their son’s birth on their cable show. Says Giuliana:

“This is our sixth season and people have followed our story for years. To have people praying for you and supporting you and wanting the best for you and wanting you to have this baby so badly, and then to say, ‘Thanks for all your prayers, thanks for your support, we’re not showing the baby.’ That’s wrong.”

Yes, little Duke. You’re already something your mom owes to her viewers. I hope you have some good tricks up your sleeve, because these people have been waiting for six years for you to entertain them.

Feeling outdone by Snooki, the Rancics raced to publish the first photos of their son Edward “Duke,” pictured here on day eleven of his life. No baby has ever looked cute or happy to be there before the age of three weeks.

Also, is Duke going to have to live up to the title “Miracle Baby” for the rest of his life? I’m afraid that Giuliana has set unreachably high standards for him.

Giuliana and Bill Rancic’s baby was born last night. His name is Edward Duke Rancic, he was named after Bill’s father (or possibly Giuliana’s favorite Twilight character — you never know), and I’m already bored.