Posts tagged david beckham
Posts tagged david beckham
I miss Cruz Beckham all the time, but especially around the holidays and whenever his whole family wears formalwear and leaves Harper by herself somewhere.
Harper Beckham, in a sleek top-knot, a shapeless dress, and flats, managed to get an adoring smile out of Anna Wintour. I don’t get it. She’s wearing flats and no accessories. And her posture is terrible.
In America, people wear jean shorts and drink overpriced beer at sporting events. In England, these dignified chaps wear collars and hair product to watch a soccer match (Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur, so English). Especially liking Romeo’s oversized-but-tasteful gold watch. I miss these people.
David and Harper Beckham were caught on the Kiss Cam last night at the LA Kings game. This is as precious as anyone wearing a mass-produced hoodie at a hockey game can be. You know what’s not precious?
This capital-T Traitor. What could she possibly be saying that’s so amusing? An in-depth explanation of why she uses cheap, non-volumizing shampoo? Anecdotes about her juice cleanse struggles? Please.
David Beckham played his last-ever home game this weekend before retiring from soccer, and the whole family was on hand to support him. It’s interesting how much these kids look up to their father — wearing his jersey, not being embarrassed to have their picture taken with him. I wonder what that’s like.
Harper Beckham’s lunchbox is so last season, and so is smiling at the paparazzi. Get with it, Harper — it’s all about scowling now.
Not once in my entire life have my feet been as dirty as Harper Beckham’s are in this picture. You know what would help with this problem? Shoes, and not going places where there is dirt.
David Beckham has reportedly joined the Paris St. Germain soccer team, which means that the Beckhams will now split their time between London and Paris.
This is so unfair. There’s no way Harper Beckham will be able to really appreciate Paris. (Except for croissants and other French bread products.)
The Beckhams (minus Harper) got dressed up for the premiere of the Spice Girls musical in London. As usual, they look basically perfect. I must say, I love Cruz Beckham in a suit any day of the week, but the real stand-out here is Romeo. That very-British coat is so handsome and smart.
I just wish I was part of this family already.
In happier news, David Beckham has completed his contract with America, is done with his soccer career, and is possibly moving his family back overseas where they belong. So Harper and HRH The Baby of Cambridge can just be the best of friends and I can be beautiful and famous all on my own. I don’t need them.
They better do it fast before they have to buy two plane tickets for Harper’s thighs.