Posts tagged coco arquette
Posts tagged coco arquette
Coco Arquette’s half-hearted fashion creativity annoys me. At least Willow Smith and Nicki Minaj have the decency to try with their outlandish outfits. (It may be trying out of desperation, but at least it involves the respectful act of effort.)
Pink feather eyelashes with a blah baggy shirt, blah jean shorts, and blah flip-flops is just a waste of good glue.
As if there could possibly be any other outcome.
Thanks, Us Weekly! Although I guess I should consider retiring this coat now, knowing that two of my least-favorites also own it. Coats are for quitters anyway.
It makes me unspeakably angry that a bewigged Coco Arquette is at New York Fashion Week and I’m not.
One’s hair should rarely speak more loudly than one’s outfit, and in the case of this pink wig — which looks like it was once part of a store-bought Strawberry Shortcake costume (the modern, trashy one) — it should be altogether silenced.
As for why I’m not in New York … I had business meetings. (Also, “school.” Barf.)
I feel like my life would be less stressful if I could just understand Coco Arquette. It’s not so much that the dress is bad (although people need to learn that sparkle does not improve upon a shapeless silhouette), but rather that she desperately needs a lesson in hair and accessories.
The shoes are very public-school prom, the hair is flat and lifeless, and would it kill her to add some fun, colorful bangle bracelets to the look?
God love her, she always seems to be having fun, though, which is more than I can say about the last time I went to Cirque du Soleil. Willow Smith just cannot sit still.
Coco Arquette forgot pants again. Must be Wednesday.
While doing press for his upcoming gig on Dancing With the Stars, David Arquette has been asked what his daughter Coco thinks about all of this:
“I said, ‘Coco, what do you think..?’ and she said, ‘Well, initially my feeling’s no, but let me go to school and talk it over with my best friend Ashley.’ She may be a little nervous that I’m going to embarrass her.”
I don’t know who Ashley is, but she obviously gives terrible advice. Coco, my parents dancing in public is one of my greatest fears—second only to Kate Middleton giving birth to a daughter. You should never have allowed this.
Oh my God.
I support behaving like a grown-up, but not when that grown-up is someone who would shop at Wal-Mart. Take yourself more seriously than bad highlights and wearing panties in public. And that goes for everyone!
