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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Charlize Theron took Jackson shopping in Paris, and he chose to wear the outfit of a lumberjack on his day off. This is why Americans get judged abroad — because so many of us can’t put together a decent enough ensemble.

Charlize Theron took Jackson shopping in Paris, and he chose to wear the outfit of a lumberjack on his day off. This is why Americans get judged abroad — because so many of us can’t put together a decent enough ensemble.

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A bunch of celebrities have descended upon Paris this week. I’m jealous; like everyone else, I love Paris in the springtime – the weather, the new exhibits at the Musée d’Orsay, skipping the line at Louis Vuitton. But seriously?

Willow Smith, this outfit is why French people hate Americans. Parlez-vous FASHION? 

Meanwhile, Charlize Theron chose to introduce her son Jackson to the paparazzi in Paris. Well-played, Theron. Well-played. It’s not a Telluride mountainside, but it’ll do.

As for Kristen Stewart — well, France, there’s really no good excuse for her. Sorry.

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Charlize Theron has adopted a baby, an American boy she’s named Jackson Theron. (This makes him the nearly-namesake of Justin Theroux, and so I will imagine young Jackson wearing stupid fedoras and escorting Jennifer Aniston to events, until there are pictures of him.)

People reports that Charlize chatted with Katie at an event yesterday, possibly to get parenting tips. Listen, I understand the instinct to seek advice from someone related to The Number One Most Influential Child in Hollywood. But if you really want to know how this all happens, you’ll need to have your people call my people. We all know who’s responsible for me.

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