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On the one hand, it’s nice to see that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards can put aside their differences for the sake of their daughters. If the girls’ haircuts are any indication, it’s been a rough year, and they deserve a happy holiday.

On the other hand, all that water is making me nervous.

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Denise Richards introduces her new baby, Eloise Joni, in this week’s Us Weekly. I am still giggling about her exclusive story getting bumped for a cover story about Marc and Jennifer. That’s just embarrassing, and it would never fly in the Holmes-Cruise empire. We have people who would take care of that, if you know what I mean.  

While gushing about this totally ordinary-looking baby, Mrs. Richards also says that her ex, Charlie Sheen, has spent time with baby Eloise. This is just insane! My father would NEVER let a crazy person like that get anywhere close to the people he cares about!

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