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Britney Spears’s sons will cameo in her newest video, premiering tomorrow, and she shared this Instagram shot of them as a preview.
You know, everyone in the Spears-Federline family has made vast improvements in recent years, and I don’t think there’s anything that makes America happier than seeing Britney’s life stabilize, but what is happening with Jayden’s hair? Hair should not be vertical, ever, and shoes should never have laces.
But keep trying. We’re all rooting for them.

Britney Spears’s sons will cameo in her newest video, premiering tomorrow, and she shared this Instagram shot of them as a preview.

You know, everyone in the Spears-Federline family has made vast improvements in recent years, and I don’t think there’s anything that makes America happier than seeing Britney’s life stabilize, but what is happening with Jayden’s hair? Hair should not be vertical, ever, and shoes should never have laces.

But keep trying. We’re all rooting for them.

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Jamie Lynn Spears shared a photo of her daughter, Maddie, dressed up for a school “Celebrity Day” as her Aunt Britney.
Oy.
Not only is Britney’s “Baby, One More Time” outfit age-inappropriate for anyone under six, but there are so many better celebrities to emulate. Meryl Streep would have been a fine choice for Maddie, or Dame Julie Andrews, or Hillary Clinton. Also, none of these would have required wearing fluffy ponytail holders, which have never been and will never be okay.

Jamie Lynn Spears shared a photo of her daughter, Maddie, dressed up for a school “Celebrity Day” as her Aunt Britney.

Oy.

Not only is Britney’s “Baby, One More Time” outfit age-inappropriate for anyone under six, but there are so many better celebrities to emulate. Meryl Streep would have been a fine choice for Maddie, or Dame Julie Andrews, or Hillary Clinton. Also, none of these would have required wearing fluffy ponytail holders, which have never been and will never be okay.

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Maybe I’m just sleep-deprived or something, but even with her tramp stamp on full display and both of them in outfits that have been through a screen-printing machine,  I just can’t find anything negative to say about Britney Spears, pictured here snapping photographs of Jayden Federline on a beach.
Congratulations, Britney. You’re officially boring.

Maybe I’m just sleep-deprived or something, but even with her tramp stamp on full display and both of them in outfits that have been through a screen-printing machine,  I just can’t find anything negative to say about Britney Spears, pictured here snapping photographs of Jayden Federline on a beach.

Congratulations, Britney. You’re officially boring.

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Britney Spears closed out her Femme Fatale tour this weekend by bringing her entire family onstage. The child here is her niece, Maddie, daughter of Jamie-Lynn Spears, who is still not of legal drinking age.

Note that, even though Maddie’s outfit appears to be from the Wal-Mart sale rack, she is looking questionably at Aunt Britney’s fishnet-jorts combination. While the judgment might be a little pot-meets-kettle, at least someone had the nerve to give this woman’s outfit a second glance.

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